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a defense system

dorkly:

The 10 Best Videos of People Poorly Explaining ‘Star Wars’

The Person: Peter Capaldi (as ‘Malcolm Tucker’ in The Thick of It)

Best Quotes:

  • "The one about the space hairdress and the cowboy?"
  • "His father’s a robot and he’s fuckin’ fucked his sister?"
  • "Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet the teddy bears’re on."

For more of our favorite videos, click here!

(via collegehumor)

Charleston looks cool all the time #charleston View high resolution

Charleston looks cool all the time #charleston

did-you-kno:

A restaurant owner shared a photo of a receipt showing a $0.20 tip from running back LeSean McCoy, claiming he was “abusive” to the staff. In response, actor Charlie Sheen offered to give $1,000 to the waiter. Source

did-you-kno:

A restaurant owner shared a photo of a receipt showing a $0.20 tip from running back LeSean McCoy, claiming he was “abusive” to the staff. In response, actor Charlie Sheen offered to give $1,000 to the waiter. Source

Birmingham can look cool sometimes #Birmingham View high resolution

Birmingham can look cool sometimes #Birmingham

collegehumor:

rejectedjokes:

Last night I made my first guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote the movie This Is Where I Leave You! An enormous thank you to everyone over at JKL for having me, it was an honor. Jimmy is so hilarious and kind, I had so much fun. Here’s a clip from last night’s show of me chatting with Jimmy about an awkward moment I had acting with the legend Robert De Niro. Watch the clip streaming above or by CLICKING HERE.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL EPISODE WITH LENA DUNHAM AND I

Ben is so versatile 

fulifuli:

"Your grasp of biology troubles me."

fulifuli:

"Your grasp of biology troubles me."

(via doctorwho)

2nd time lapse video #hyperlapse

herochan:

Bearded Heroes - Guardians of the Galaxy

Created by Marc Steinmann || Blog

#hyperlapse my first hyperlapse

fuckyeahjakeandamir:

If I Were You: Animated In The Style Of South Park

by Simon Chong

(via collegehumor)

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